{"id":667,"date":"2018-12-18T15:17:53","date_gmt":"2018-12-18T15:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2018-12-18T15:17:53","modified_gmt":"2018-12-18T15:17:53","slug":"ideas-december-18th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – December 18th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Common cold face mask. Has separate compartments for mouth and nose. Mouth compartment has a virus UV filter so you can go out in public without spreading the illness. Nose compartment has tubes that connect to a snot reservoir so you don’t have to worry about constantly wiping the snot with a tissue<\/li>\n
  2. The humble telescope. Like the hubble telescope, but it downplays all the cool stuff it sees<\/li>\n
  3. The man with the telescope eyes. 1960s spy drama, but the lead has 24 inch telescopes for eyes and can’t see anything nearby<\/li>\n
  4. Train hawks to bring you cheese<\/li>\n
  5. Weaponised trains: Angle the rails like a ramp that can launch the train into an enemy city.<\/li>\n
  6. Travel back in time and supply cavemen with DM boots to confuse the heck out of archeologists<\/li>\n
  7. Archeoptryxologist. A really smart bird\/dinosaur hybrid with a monocle and possibly a deerstalker hat.<\/li>\n
  8. Place GPS trackers on icebergs, give them silly names, place bets on them like giant, frozen horse races.<\/li>\n
  9. Same with ice shelves about to calve<\/li>\n
  10. Barney the barnacle and his boisterous pals.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Common cold face mask. Has separate compartments for mouth and nose. Mouth compartment has a virus UV filter so you can go out in public without spreading the illness. Nose compartment has tubes that connect to a snot reservoir so you don’t have to worry about constantly wiping the snot with a tissue The humble […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}