{"id":689,"date":"2019-01-04T10:30:07","date_gmt":"2019-01-04T10:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=689"},"modified":"2019-01-04T10:30:07","modified_gmt":"2019-01-04T10:30:07","slug":"ideas-january-4th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – January 4th 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Remake the Big Lebowski with an all dog cast, call it the Big Lebow-wowski<\/li>\n
  2. “I’m not talking about some sort of mountain rescue dog, I’m talking about the chow that peed on my hecking rug”<\/li>\n
  3. “I heard you pulled a piece out on the court, you pull that kinda poop on me, I’m gonna take it right off you, shove it up your ass an squeeze it till it go ‘squeak'”<\/li>\n
  4. “Shut the heck up Donny”<\/li>\n
  5. “Just give us the treats Lebow-wowski”<\/li>\n
  6. “You want a paw? Dawg, I can get you a paw by 2 this afternoon”<\/li>\n
  7. “I’ll rub your belly for $300”<\/li>\n
  8. “I’m the Dawg, so that’s what you call me. That or, His Dawgness, or Dawgger, or El Dawgerino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing”<\/li>\n
  9. “Obviously, you’re not a fetcher”<\/li>\n
  10. “Not the hecking Beagles man”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Remake the Big Lebowski with an all dog cast, call it the Big Lebow-wowski “I’m not talking about some sort of mountain rescue dog, I’m talking about the chow that peed on my hecking rug” “I heard you pulled a piece out on the court, you pull that kinda poop on me, I’m gonna take […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}