{"id":704,"date":"2019-02-07T09:20:01","date_gmt":"2019-02-07T09:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=704"},"modified":"2019-02-07T09:20:01","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T09:20:01","slug":"ideas-february-7th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=704","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – February 7th 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Fill a swimming pool with peanut butter, have a race to see who can run across it the quickest.<\/li>\n
  2. Competition to see how much of your brain you can replace with jam and still complete a crossword puzzle. Winners get a job on talk radio.<\/li>\n
  3. Make music on tape, by hand. IE unspool a cassette tape and run a magnet over the tape a bit at a time, see what kind of sounds you can make<\/li>\n
  4. A game based on a TV show that releases a new level each week that ties in with that weeks episode.<\/li>\n
  5. Plastic army men, but they’re the size of action force figures and they’re fully articulated, apart from their feet being attached to a green board and they’re only as detailed as the small ones.<\/li>\n
  6. All games to have a “spare me the cutscenes” mode. All cutscenes replaced with a two line summary<\/li>\n
  7. The Wild West Files: X-files but with cowboys<\/li>\n
  8. Heated pint glass that warms your hands but keeps your pint cool<\/li>\n
  9. Bowler hats made out of bowling balls, the more brightly coloured, the better<\/li>\n
  10. The never-ending chip. A machine that makes chips and then feeds them through a tube to crimp them together so you end up with a bag that has a massive spiral that’s one very long chip<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Fill a swimming pool with peanut butter, have a race to see who can run across it the quickest. Competition to see how much of your brain you can replace with jam and still complete a crossword puzzle. Winners get a job on talk radio. Make music on tape, by hand. IE unspool a cassette […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}