{"id":739,"date":"2019-06-13T09:39:30","date_gmt":"2019-06-13T08:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=739"},"modified":"2019-06-13T09:39:30","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T08:39:30","slug":"ideas-june-13th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=739","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – June 13th 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
  1. Woman wakes up after 30 year coma, but she’s not the same woman that went into the coma, she’s been switched along the way<\/li>
  2. Film about a man digging his own grave. That’s the whole film, him digging, in real time. Sometimes visitors happen by and he talks with them. At the end, he hauls a coffin into the grave, lies down in it, pulls out a gun. Does he use it? No, about halfway through it’s revealed he has a gun, but he has a change of heart.<\/li>
  3. Maybe he climbs out of the grave and sets off to use the gun on someone else.<\/li>
  4. Choosing the PM is no longer to be decided by allowing party members to vote, instead prospective candidates are to be locked in a room with a hundred snakes and the winner is the one the snakes feel the least affinity for<\/li>
  5. Dracula united, a football team of classic vampires, play in full regalia and cloaks, any matches during the day have them in their coffins on the pitch<\/li>
  6. Tea for cats<\/li>
  7. Dinosaur cowboys, actual dinosaurs in cowboy hats and chaps, the T Rex loses on the quickdraw because he can’t reach his holster.<\/li>
  8. Robin hood working a series of mundane jobs, in his full green regalia with pointy little hat and he’s trying to show off his fancy bowmanship but he’s working in mcdonalds and there’s five people that just want their big macs<\/li>
  9. Cloudbursters, they’re little sweets that look like clouds and when you bite them they pop with different flavoured rain. 1 in 666 is filled with cursed blood rain<\/li>
  10. In the same way that you get modern remakes of shakespeare, like Ian Mckellan in Richard3 or Baz Luhrmans Romeo & Juliet, a remake of Oliver Stones JFK, but set in 1980s downtown Detroit.<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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