{"id":748,"date":"2019-07-01T08:47:16","date_gmt":"2019-07-01T07:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=748"},"modified":"2019-07-01T08:47:16","modified_gmt":"2019-07-01T07:47:16","slug":"ideas-july-1st-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; July 1st 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>The president is assassinated, very publicly and apparently successfully, he takes several shots to the chest and neck, but it turns out he&#8217;s a zombie and he tries to hide it.<\/li><li>Or, as above, but he becomes a mindless zombie and his entourage try to hide the fact. It all comes to a head when he&#8217;s supposed to be negotiating with the russian premiere and he eats his brains.<\/li><li>A keyboard that fits over your laptop keyboard, but it&#8217;s insulated so you&#8217;re not resting your hands on warm metal\/plastic all the time<\/li><li>Determine who the president is by who has the widest shoulders<\/li><li>Smelling lessons, where you can learn to identify various dangerous smells<\/li><li>New fashion trend, animatronic wigs<\/li><li>Fake windows, a solar panel on a wall converts sunlight into electricty to power an LED panel on the inside of the wall<\/li><li>Victorian detective story, but the detectives sidekick is a dinosaur<\/li><li>Victorian gypsy bareknuckle boxer turned crimefighter<\/li><li>Surgeon operating on a person has to actually wrestle with the organs, they don&#8217;t want to be transplanted and they&#8217;re willing to kill to stop it.<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The president is assassinated, very publicly and apparently successfully, he takes several shots to the chest and neck, but it turns out he&#8217;s a zombie and he tries to hide it. Or, as above, but he becomes a mindless zombie and his entourage try to hide the fact. It all comes to a head when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}