{"id":766,"date":"2019-09-10T09:57:03","date_gmt":"2019-09-10T08:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=766"},"modified":"2019-09-10T09:57:03","modified_gmt":"2019-09-10T08:57:03","slug":"ideas-september-10th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=766","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; September 10th 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>An actor so image conscious that they have a trio of drones follow them at all times, these drones make sure they&#8217;re properly lit, use projection mapping to project a slightly different image on their face and also dazzle any cameras that might be taking a picture from an unflattering angle<\/li><li>microtoast &#8211; The latest hipster food craze, meals so small that they&#8217;re served in cassette cases<\/li><li>Heat-sikhing missles &#8211; When they explode near you, you sprout a turban and start following the 5 principles of sikhism<\/li><li>Fleatrap app &#8211; gets your phone to shine a light and intermittently vibrate to attract fleas to a glue trap. Could also run cpu hot to generate heat to help attract them<\/li><li>Batbeans &#8211; Beans for bats<\/li><li>An unemployed Boris Johnson, Gove and Rees-mogg form an Irish punk tribute band called &#8220;The Prorogues&#8221;<\/li><li>A monastery where all the monks are actually goats<\/li><li>Break into parliament, cover the benches and floor with hay, bring in a load of goats, leave them to it.<\/li><li>Speaker of the house of commons given a large supply of blackboard erasers and permission to throw them at MPs that shout over whoever is speaking.<\/li><li>A sombrero that&#8217;s sturdy enough to act as a small coracle, a folding oar is stored in the point<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An actor so image conscious that they have a trio of drones follow them at all times, these drones make sure they&#8217;re properly lit, use projection mapping to project a slightly different image on their face and also dazzle any cameras that might be taking a picture from an unflattering angle microtoast &#8211; The latest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}