{"id":779,"date":"2019-10-22T21:12:39","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T20:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=779"},"modified":"2019-10-22T21:12:39","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T20:12:39","slug":"ideas-october-22nd-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=779","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; October 22nd 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Audible widget to include a &#8220;skip forward 30 seconds&#8221; button for when the author starts reading out every single item in a list or table.<\/li><li>A specially bred type of gerbil. When you come home and take your boots off, the pair of gerbils will nest in your boots so they&#8217;re nice and warm in the morning<\/li><li>Sausages that are still good to eat with a bit of ice on them<\/li><li>Do away with people declaring their pronouns and use title to determine what to use<ul><li>~            Unmarried        Married       Married but keeping your name<\/li><li>Male      Miter (Mt)     Mister (Mr)  Mider (Md)     He\/Him<\/li><li>Female Miss (Ms)       Misses (Mrs)  Mizz (Mz)    She\/Her<\/li><li>Neutral Mib (Mb)       Mibber (Mbr) Milb (Ml)      Thee\/Hem<\/li><li>Alt          Misc (Mc)       Misces (Mcs)  Mix (Mx)      Ye\/Yir<\/li><li>Doctor  Doc (Dc)         Doctor (Dr)   Doxter (Dxr)  De\/Dem<\/li><li>Professor Prof (Pf)   Professor (Pr)  Prozzer (Proz) Pe\/Pir<\/li><li>Gender neutral Sir\/Dame Sem (Sm) Same (Sam) Zame Se\/Sam<\/li><li>Gender neutral lord\/lady Lad (Ld) Lardy (Lard) Lordy (Lor) Le\/Lim<\/li><\/ul><\/li><li>Hat with kazoos built in so you can tell which way the wind is blowing just by listening<\/li><li>Steering wheels to be added to the upper deck of busses, at the front<\/li><li>Start a hotel chain called &#8220;TRUE Hotels&#8221; then talk to all the people who have licensed the trump hotel franchise and want to distance themselves from the orange wazzock. They just have to rotate the M 90 degrees and then take the P.<\/li><li>A chinese man and an english man meet, the chinese man says something and a single chinese character appears in a speech bubble before him. The english man says something and his words appear in a speech bubble before him. This continues, with the chinese mans words moving vertically as is the style with chinese writing, the english mans words spew out horizontally, filling a speech bubble which gets bigger and bigger, threatening to engulf the pair. The chinese man grabs onto his words and climbs up them like a rope to safety.<\/li><li>Netflix to have a streaming channel, randomly streaming their shows. For people who can&#8217;t make up their mind what to watch. You&#8217;d not choose to watch the second half of Robocop2, but you might watch it if it happened to be on right now.<\/li><li>Strictly cake off. Contestants have to bake cakes while dancing and are judged on both.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Audible widget to include a &#8220;skip forward 30 seconds&#8221; button for when the author starts reading out every single item in a list or table. A specially bred type of gerbil. When you come home and take your boots off, the pair of gerbils will nest in your boots so they&#8217;re nice and warm in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}