{"id":79,"date":"2016-04-20T09:04:58","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T08:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=79"},"modified":"2016-04-20T09:04:58","modified_gmt":"2016-04-20T08:04:58","slug":"ideas-april-20th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 20th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Electric conducting trees with lamps in them<\/li>\n
  2. Pixies tribute band made up of midgets<\/li>\n
  3. Cross between pokemon and flower fairies. Cards come with seeds to actually grow the plants<\/li>\n
  4. Superglue cameras onto the backs of crabs<\/li>\n
  5. Nightmare fuel: Dollface dolphin<\/li>\n
  6. Tongue tattoos<\/li>\n
  7. Edible clothes in case of emergency<\/li>\n
  8. Strictly come dancing with donkeys<\/li>\n
  9. Rabbit shaped headlights<\/li>\n
  10. Hyper extreme sport: Tonado surfing<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Electric conducting trees with lamps in them Pixies tribute band made up of midgets Cross between pokemon and flower fairies. Cards come with seeds to actually grow the plants Superglue cameras onto the backs of crabs Nightmare fuel: Dollface dolphin Tongue tattoos Edible clothes in case of emergency Strictly come dancing with donkeys Rabbit shaped […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}