{"id":814,"date":"2019-12-14T09:45:25","date_gmt":"2019-12-14T09:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=814"},"modified":"2019-12-14T09:45:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-14T09:45:25","slug":"ideas-december-14th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; December 14th 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Gmail to have a &#8220;sort by sender&#8221; option so you can easily delete  lots of email<\/li><li>Get a slurry tanker (a clean one), fill it full of water, dump in a few packets of nambarries, drive it into a bonfire. TEA.<\/li><li>Clangboots. Shoes with hollow metal soles that have metal plates in them, so that you clang everywhere you walk, like a cyberman.<\/li><li>Semolina rayguns.<\/li><li>Driveby tapioca<\/li><li>Gin ice lollies. Narrow so you can just dunk them in a glass of lemonade<\/li><li>In \/dev\/null we trust<\/li><li>if you don&#8217;t vote, your vote goes to the NULL party. If no party manages to get more than 34% of the vote, do the election again<\/li><li>Archaeologists open an ancient roman tomb and inside find the inscription &#8220;What&#8217;s new pussycat? woah oh oh oh&#8221;<\/li><li>Every member of the royal family has to do community service and live in a council flat one month a year<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gmail to have a &#8220;sort by sender&#8221; option so you can easily delete lots of email Get a slurry tanker (a clean one), fill it full of water, dump in a few packets of nambarries, drive it into a bonfire. TEA. Clangboots. Shoes with hollow metal soles that have metal plates in them, so that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}