{"id":86,"date":"2016-04-23T13:51:22","date_gmt":"2016-04-23T12:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2016-04-23T13:51:22","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T12:51:22","slug":"ideas-april-23rd-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 23rd 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Imbue machines with self awareness, so they may still crash but at least they feel as bad about it as you do.<\/li>\n
  2. Maternity\/paternity leave for childfree couples. You say, I’m X years old, I have no children and no plans to, if you have one you can produce a doctors letter proving infertility, you then get some bonus holidays. Maybe just half as much as actual maternity\/paternity leave but you should get something because you’re less of a drain on the company than someone who has a child and needs the full leave period.<\/li>\n
  3. Better to weigh yourself on the wii than to wee yourself on the way<\/li>\n
  4. Swords with explosive tips<\/li>\n
  5. Time traveller who jumps through time whenever he falls asleep<\/li>\n
  6. The swinging temple with an order of swinging monks. On huge chains suspended in a canyon. Acolytes have to get over sea sickness and develop a good sense of balance.<\/li>\n
  7. The war of the roses, but the leaders of one side are actually possessed by a demon over the generations who is agitating the whole thing<\/li>\n
  8. Plant fresh herbs in parks for public consumption<\/li>\n
  9. Cyborg dragons<\/li>\n
  10. Alexander the alright. Alexander the greats not so great cousin<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Imbue machines with self awareness, so they may still crash but at least they feel as bad about it as you do. Maternity\/paternity leave for childfree couples. You say, I’m X years old, I have no children and no plans to, if you have one you can produce a doctors letter proving infertility, you then […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}