{"id":875,"date":"2020-12-25T09:01:31","date_gmt":"2020-12-25T09:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=875"},"modified":"2020-12-25T09:01:31","modified_gmt":"2020-12-25T09:01:31","slug":"ideas-december-25th-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=875","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; December 25th 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Ebay to add a thing that detects when your photos look like crap and tells you to take another one<\/li><li>Captain Scarlet, but she&#8217;s a woman and Scarlett is her first name<\/li><li>&#8220;Pretend that you&#8217;re bread&#8221; to the tune of L7s &#8220;Pretend that you&#8217;re dead&#8221; sung to a loaf of gluten free bread<\/li><li>The 3 mus-cat-eers<\/li><li>App that detects your blood pressure and cuts off the audio on your skype call<\/li><li>Gluten free breadcrumbs for gluten free birds<\/li><li>a layer of potato waffles, spread on beans so they fall down the holes, layer of cheese, another layer of waffles, beans, cheese. repeat.<\/li><li>Ex-pres and vp go into the bodyguard business as Mike Pounce and Donald Thump<\/li><li>Get one of those grabby claw things and cut it down so you can put it in a pocket and use it to pick up things you don&#8217;t want to touch with your hands<\/li><li>Option to randomly pick an item from an amazon wishlist and have it sent to you so you get a surprise present from yourself<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ebay to add a thing that detects when your photos look like crap and tells you to take another one Captain Scarlet, but she&#8217;s a woman and Scarlett is her first name &#8220;Pretend that you&#8217;re bread&#8221; to the tune of L7s &#8220;Pretend that you&#8217;re dead&#8221; sung to a loaf of gluten free bread The 3 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}