{"id":88,"date":"2016-04-24T15:45:06","date_gmt":"2016-04-24T14:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=88"},"modified":"2016-04-24T15:45:06","modified_gmt":"2016-04-24T14:45:06","slug":"ideas-april-24th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 24th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Prince tribute act. A giant crab that plays prince tunes. Call it Princer<\/li>\n
  2. Handbags that look like dogs<\/li>\n
  3. Sonic the hedgehog brand circular saw<\/li>\n
  4. A silent microwave oven<\/li>\n
  5. Dark matter and dark energy is parallel universes<\/li>\n
  6. A card game like Gin. In addition to the normal suits and numbers, each card also has a body part on it. If you collect enough parts to assemble a creature then you get to perform the RARRR move and win the game<\/li>\n
  7. Action figures with magnetically detachable limbs<\/li>\n
  8. Grandma gauntlets. Mechanical exo-skeleton hands to help elderly people open jars<\/li>\n
  9. Chains with crocodile clips that dentists use for bibs. Turn them into a fashion accessory for people who want to roll up their trousers into shorts<\/li>\n
  10. Self adhesive over ear headphones<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Prince tribute act. A giant crab that plays prince tunes. Call it Princer Handbags that look like dogs Sonic the hedgehog brand circular saw A silent microwave oven Dark matter and dark energy is parallel universes A card game like Gin. In addition to the normal suits and numbers, each card also has a body […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}