{"id":951,"date":"2025-01-09T15:49:12","date_gmt":"2025-01-09T15:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=951"},"modified":"2025-01-09T15:50:41","modified_gmt":"2025-01-09T15:50:41","slug":"ideas-9th-january-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=951","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; January 9th 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Double Doom &#8211; Double Dragon, but with DooM characters<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A map app where you tell it your home town and when you&#8217;re in a new place and ask for directions to somewhere, it&#8217;ll find a route in your home town that takes the same length of time<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A pipe that&#8217;s shaped like a dragon and the bowl it it&#8217;s mouth<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Jazz Phone, it turns all your conversations into scat in real time<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>An app where you give it your shopping list and local supermarket and it&#8217;ll plan a route through the shop for you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Disco Dalek. Looks like it&#8217;s wearing Travoltas white suit and black shirt, with a disco ball for a head.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Courtroom puppies that bark out the sentence. You still get the death sentence, but they&#8217;re cute, so it&#8217;s not so bad.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Shy Shaman. Does all the same rituals as a regular mystic or witch doctor, but in the other room where nobody can see.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A decent way to fix faux leather shoes and boots when they crack or peel.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>All town centres to install a giant communal tamogotchi that everyone looks after. If the tomogotchi dies, the town is eliminated.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1030,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions\/1030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}