Author: admiral

Anti-alarm that reminds you to go to sleep, but only if you’re still awake Exercise course that you can do while seated in a aeroplane A goat detective: Can solve crimes as long as he doesn’t eat the evidence Desperate Dan in space Dan Dare Vs Flash Gordon Ballgown, with metallic pleated skirt, green shaggy…

Jet packs for horses Transformer that turns into a tin of beans. Comes with a template so that you can print your own labels for it. Stickers to put over the keys on your keyboard to encourage you to learn touch typing. App that uses the webcam to track when you look at the keyboard…

We finally meet aliens and they look like racist caricatures, like golliwogs or something Re-release barcode battler but as a smartphone app with procedurally generated pokemon type creatures When searching for a product on a supermarket website, it tells you what aisle it should be in. Peanut butter flavour ice cream with thick swirl of…

People, refugees (evacuees?) huddled in farm buildings Accidentally turn on a large electromagnet that causes the farm machinery to distort The russians camped in the building on the opposite side of the courtyard don’t like this and come out with guns, shouting the magnet is switched off, we shout for peace, calm down In the…

Story about two brothers who grow up cutting each others hair, they become master barbers An elephant that goes to the gym Transparent sausages A fake dog head that you attach to the back of your dog Motorbike “wheel of death” on the back of a moving truck Attach big wheels to a helicopter and connect…

Pterydactyl that turns into a wizard. Crest = pointy hat, wings = cape. Goat for president. Vote for goat. Every child to be tattooed with a spirit animal shortly after birth. Brand of biscuits called Mighty Craic. Taxi driver sequel featuring Travis Bickle trying out various other occupations, turns out he’s an excellent baker. A…

Movie: Hitler was my sysadmin! The finale of Enterprise shouldn’t have featured Riker on the holodeck, instead it turns out the Riker fell through time and has been the Chef on the Enterprise for the past 5 years and Troi turns up to bring him home Running capes Frozen honey sculptures Rabbit ears for fashion,…

The shouting detective: Like Sherlock Holmes, but very hard of hearing and refuses to admit it. Misty hands: An affliction that causes a light mist to constantly hover around your hands, making everything you touch a bit slippy Line three burgers along a pizza edge, unroll a kebab to cover the other part of the…

Show about a band of adventurers (barbarian, wizard, dwarf, elf) and the evil sorcerer they were trying to overthrow, all transported to present day earth and now they work in the same office Clams trained to act as wallets Helicopter drumsticks Wiggle shoes that make you wiggle as you walk Wrist bands to automatically spray…

All doors are to be lined with metal and opening the door starts a large capacitor charging up. If you go through the door like a normal person then the capacitor will discharge harmlessly. However, if you stand there holding it open while nattering like an idiot, you get a shock with sufficient power to…