Ideas – July 28th 2016.
- All doors are to be lined with metal and opening the door starts a large capacitor charging up. If you go through the door like a normal person then the capacitor will discharge harmlessly. However, if you stand there holding it open while nattering like an idiot, you get a shock with sufficient power to cause a healthy adult to soil themselves.
- Camels that over-react to everything: Dramaderies
- Umbrella that looks like half an eyeball
- Frozen cider in a glass with 4 or 5 hollows in it. Fill the hollows with various shots, cover the top with a layer of high proof spirits, set on fire, wait for ice to melt a bit, put out fire, drink.
- Bed that does yoga on you while you sleep
- Chocolate fist. Use it to punch a wall, it shatters. It’s hollow and full of sweets which fly everywhere.
- How thick would a chocolate teapot have to be in order to get a decent brew out of it before it melted?
- Crownberries. Brand name for really fancy cranberries
- Frankfurter inside a bratwurst inside a salami.
- Big square pizza. Put hamburgers along one edge, then a row of onion rings, then chips. Then roll the whole thing up tight, starting with the burger side. Slice and serve.