Author: admiral

Spotify option to play through an artists discography in order Memorial to all those killed in the troubles, consisting of 3000 odd figures carved in stone, all the same except for the children Oven gloves that can flip up and expose your fingers, allowing you to switch between one and the other Beauty competition that…

Zombie elephants Repeats of quiz shows should have a caption with the original broadcast date to give you a steer on the right answers TV quiz show, format similar to Bullseye, but with ten pin bowling Sponges for hands A big list of motions put before parliament cross-referenced with the names of MPs and wether…

Unused script for the original series of Star Trek: Planet of the hot chicks. Kirk and Spock beam down to a planet populated entirely by hot chicks and are forced to enter a surfing competition in order to save the Enterprise. Manual focus option on phone camera Word for walking through the rain and feeling…

Option to speed up youtube videos Tires to have the recommended PSI stamped on them Simplify the spelling of reccomended A bank service which you put some money into on payday and it drip feeds it back to you over the month Smart mirrors in changing rooms that compliment you as you try on clothes…

A non-vote in a referendum should be counted as “Leave things as they are” All referendums to have a “Has anyone changed their minds?” follow up a week later All ballots to include “Don’t know” and “Don’t care” options. In the case of a referendum, “Don’t know” goes into the “leave things alone” pile and…

Coffee the vampire slayer Boba Baguette Milkblakes 7 Agent Danish Scully Flapjack Harkness Tea3p0 Cappucino America Cyburger Toast Rider Juice Wayne

Weetabrexit A big trench along hadrians wall Sharks fin swimming caps Toothpaste flavours other than mint Cars that walk Dracula to be remade as a kitchen sink drama set in 1970s birmingham Cop show where the lead detective swaps bodies with a 16th century spanish inquisitor at random intervals Cushion shaped like a loaf of…

Heated swimming trunks An “Only stuff I’m already paying for” option in amazon prime In the event of a referendum, if you’re a registered voter and you don’t vote, that’s counted as “leave things as they are” Cardboard cowboys Tube tunnels to be painted with bright rainbow colours Underground line that connects to a giant…

Miami twice: Miami based cop show about a cop with chronic double vision Picture of your face burnt into the side of an apple with lasers Order a burger, they take a photo of your face and use lasers to toast the picture onto the bun so they know who the burger is for Transparent…

Cereal – Muscle Muesli Album title: Ace of spuds Self cooking potato The fire breathing fish 1 metre cube of jelly dropped from 1 km up Phone that doesn’t allow you to shoot vertical video Attach chimes to a solar motor to gently tinkle you awake when the sun comes up Creature that’s a big…