Author: admiral

Album title: Ace of spuds Cow shaped fireworks The human toastipede: Mad scientist surgically fuses a human with a toaster Can you grow a bonsai tree underwater? Maybe even in an air bubble in an aquarium Somebody from Eastenders goes missing, a friend or relative goes off looking for them and turns up in all…

He-man, Teela totally knows that Prince Adam is He-man but just pretends that he’s got her fooled to boost his ego giant sausage with fried egg core Tortoise with an army helmet for a shell Word to describe that doubt that you get when you’re in the right section of the supermarket but the product…

Beer can shaped like the world cup Pipe organ with flutes instead of pipes USB keyboard based on zx spectrum (128k) Mouse fighter – Fighting game where you get to be various small animals, mainly rodents but also lizards and birds Safari fighter – Fighting game where you get to be various large animals, Rhino…

Arm mounted water bottle or water bottle holster Leprechauns are living among us, indistinguishable from normal people, they mostly work in bakerys Clurichauns are also among us, they mostly play in punk bands and have jobs as roadies Basket ball, but the ball has magnets in it. At certain points in the game, strong electromagnets…

Mandibles as a fashion accessory Plastic nose clips to make your mustache actually look like a toothbrush A child that lives inside a banana Polo mint necked jumpers Bring back the ruff A story about a giant that mistakes a wigwam for a hat while someone is sleeping in it Goatsicle Astronaut is alone on…

Plugin that changes all references to “serverless” to “Jeff” A hat that holds a cake Bloke called Frank Stein, keeps having lost monsters turn up at his house looking for their creator. He chases them off with a broom The monster that got scared and hid under the bed Bed with giant spring at each…

Nietscape navigator: The soviet censorship web browser The CensorShip a spaceship that travels around the galaxy, silencing dissidents Mashup of Seven nation army and the Emmerdale theme Rocks that play tunes when dropped in sequence A guide on how to throw yourself off a high platform (into water) Crocodile shaped ice cube tray Saw painted…

Cute cuddly toys that transform into horrific nightmares Devops pail kids Fantomah VS Skeletor He-man torso printed on a compression top He-man toy sword blown up to life size Bro’s in space Shoes that look like bumper cars Flagon: a dragon covered in flags Birds with propellors Could a small carpet with a drone at…

Recreate Hannibals march to Rome as a pub crawl Avengers made of jelly Hat that automatically tilts to provide you maximum shade from the sun When making a pie in a large dish, place a rectangular piece of metal, bent at a right angle in. When pie is done, slice around this piece, enabling you…

Airport queue barriers that open and close depending on how many people are queuing, so you’re not zig zagging all over the place Ice sculptor that works like a 3d printer in reverse, using lasers to carve out a block of ice. Two lasers that only get hot enough to melt ice at a certain…