Ideas – June 19th 2016

  1. Album title: Ace of spuds
  2. Cow shaped fireworks
  3. The human toastipede: Mad scientist surgically fuses a human with a toaster
  4. Can you grow a bonsai tree underwater? Maybe even in an air bubble in an aquarium
  5. Somebody from Eastenders goes missing, a friend or relative goes off looking for them and turns up in all the other soaps trying to find them
  6. Clockwork crabs
  7. Crossbow that flings hammers
  8. Recurring sketch, Jesus on the cross heckling the romans
  9. The pope has a secret identity as a kung fu crime fighter
  10. Exploding cake