Author: admiral

Pomodoro app with ticking App/site with pictures of all muscles and exercises you shouldn’t do if they are sore. Indian war chief with small leafy plants in headdress instead of feathers. Chief Cressy-horse LEDs on ballerinas feet and hands. Slow exposure photos of them dancing in the dark Chicken cyclists. Looks funny “Chicken” bike race…

Electric conducting trees with lamps in them Pixies tribute band made up of midgets Cross between pokemon and flower fairies. Cards come with seeds to actually grow the plants Superglue cameras onto the backs of crabs Nightmare fuel: Dollface dolphin Tongue tattoos Edible clothes in case of emergency Strictly come dancing with donkeys Rabbit shaped…

Special needs island. Ten contestants with learning disabilities are dropped onto a desert island and left to fend for themselves for a month. One contestant doesn’t have any disabilities and has to fake it. All contestants are trying to spot the fake. Surprise twist, they’re all faking it. Radicalised radishes Bath song. In the bath,…

Jazz battles: a fighting game where you can use a variety of musical instruments to control your character A tabletop recreation of Golden Axe with tiny little remote controlled figures that can knock each other over Childrens lunch snack: Spider Ham Shoes that force you to improve your balance by randomly varying their height Play…

FPS interface for netflix that makes it looks like a video shop. Spring loaded drag net belt, shoots out and slows down skiiers if they start tumbling down the slope Nazi helicopters with swastika shaped rotors God based fighting game, Thor vs Ganesh etc Bark to the future. Like Lassie, but with time travel Jeeps…

Wind surfing, like water skiing, but being towed by light aircraft World of Aircraft: Like world of warcraft, but the box contains only air Black toothpaste, for goths Tea variety packs Virtual reality Tekken Superhero, Woodman: His costume and cape are made of wood Ukelele with trumpet instead of soundbox Bottles made of ice Falcon…

Clearer terms to distinguish between forward and back slash. They’re both pointing forward and back Directional hearing aids Elasticated gloves to make jazz hands easier Historic battle recreations but with flexibility on the winner. Place bets Llamas in pajamas New dance move for couples where one partner doesn’t want to dance, it’s called “hide the…

Finger forks. Forks that slip onto a finger so you can eat really hot food with your hands Orangutan basketball Sneak into the vatican dressed as a priest, meet the pope, fart at him Lime regis to be painted lime green Football on ice skates Little tiny speakers implanted in daffodils Motion tracking music app,…

Reality TV show in which celebrities become galley slaves in a trireme Glass sculptures that look exactly like flames The haricot verge, a roadside verge cafe focussed on french beans Kinect type system that requires you to perform certain dance moves before gaining entry into a building Guard dogs with tutus to confuse burglars Sausages…

If you’ve been found to have stashed cash in a dodgy offshore account in the caymans, you have to buy someone else a holiday in the caymans Man on holiday in spain only knows the phrase “Es un emperadado” so he drags people about desperately trying to find a sandwich to point out and identify…