Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – April 12th 2016

  1. If you’ve been found to have stashed cash in a dodgy offshore account in the caymans, you have to buy someone else a holiday in the caymans
  2. Man on holiday in spain only knows the phrase “Es un emperadado” so he drags people about desperately trying to find a sandwich to point out and identify
  3. Before bed, count your daily victories. Upon waking, count your gratidtudes and set your goal.
  4. A simple daily to-do list, 1 – Wake up. 2 – Be awesome. Step 2 should follow naturally from step 1
  5. Political party: Legion of NO
  6. Jackets for salmon to keep them warm
  7. Pogo sticks on leg straps that can retract into your trousers for easy concealment
  8. Pink custard creams
  9. Ellicopter. Half elephant, half helicopter
  10. Bulletproof hats