Author: admiral

Bumpy screen protector for phone. When you press a button, it generates a piezo electric charge that acts as if pressing the touch screen below. This is so you still have some touch screen functionality when the screen is wet Desks with whiteboard surfaces Yellow umbrella, the shade part is made up of yellow and…

Cars that turn into water when they crash Appears to be a loaf of crusty bread, but when someone slices into it, it’s just a hollow crust full of honey Flat panel doors with prints of old victorian doors, so you get all the nice noodly wood, without any of the dust gathering Supercut of…

The president is assassinated, very publicly and apparently successfully, he takes several shots to the chest and neck, but it turns out he’s a zombie and he tries to hide it. Or, as above, but he becomes a mindless zombie and his entourage try to hide the fact. It all comes to a head when…

Woman wakes up after 30 year coma, but she’s not the same woman that went into the coma, she’s been switched along the way Film about a man digging his own grave. That’s the whole film, him digging, in real time. Sometimes visitors happen by and he talks with them. At the end, he hauls…

Allegedecational – something supposedly educational but not really like a documentary on “worlds scariest dinosaurs” Thrights – Tights that come with a third leg so you can quickly change over if you get a hole in one A little umbrella that a cat can wear Dronebrella – A drone with a collapsible umbrella that automatically…

Pyschotherapy for cats Pyschotherapy for cars Magnetic milkshake Sellers on amazon and ebay to show what couriers they use so you can avoid buying anything from people that use awkward feckers like hermes Twitter feed from an alternate universe that isn’t awful. Stripey cake made of chocolate sponge and honey sponge like a big bee.…

Finger dancer, an phone game, beat matching thing like DDR or bust-a-move but you tap bits on the screen in time to the music, but as well as that, it uses your front camera to track finger movements in between the beats to add extra flair and bonus points. Gmail to add filter by age…

Musical based on the 60s Peter Cushing Dr. Who and the Daleks film Burger king marketing campaign: The Big     king Burger. With an obvious space before the king Youtube filter to show only videos that can be enjoyed just while listening to them. The don’t give a shit song Don’t give a shit Don’t…

Fill a swimming pool with peanut butter, have a race to see who can run across it the quickest. Competition to see how much of your brain you can replace with jam and still complete a crossword puzzle. Winners get a job on talk radio. Make music on tape, by hand. IE unspool a cassette…

New spokesperson.mascot for American Express, “Amex Ahmed” Ahmed is a perfectly respectable citizen who nevertheless gets hassle when travelling, simply because he has brown skin and is called Ahmed. That is, until he gets an american express card and this magically helps overcome prejudice and paranoia. When he pulls the card out of his wallet…