Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – June 11th 2019

  1. Allegedecational – something supposedly educational but not really like a documentary on “worlds scariest dinosaurs”
  2. Thrights – Tights that come with a third leg so you can quickly change over if you get a hole in one
  3. A little umbrella that a cat can wear
  4. Dronebrella – A drone with a collapsible umbrella that automatically tracks you, adjusting for angle of rain
  5. Sauce hat, a hat with a camera and a nozzle that can squirt microdoses of sauce on your food as the fork approaches your mouth
  6. All papal elections to feature a rap-battle
  7. Brexit compromise, membership of the eu is revoked when the clocks go back and we rejoin in spring
  8. Beanbags with printed covers so they look like giant apples and oranges
  9. Rename left and right to more neutral words,
  10. All kubernetes related video to be re-dubbed so kube is pronounced cube and not kooba