Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – January 11th 2025

  1. Morality tests for animals so vegetarians can eat the naughty cows
  2. Magnets in your shoes so you can hang them on the wall
  3. Sink master: One of those “reality tv” competition shows like ink master or drag race, but with plumbers
  4. Skeleton for mayor
  5. In fact, all politicians should be pre-deceased, with their policies determined by ouija and tarot
  6. The Marrow Tarot. You plant tarot cards in the marrow beds and when the marrows grow, you randomly pick one and open it up. The tarot card inside determines your fate
  7. Portable beach. It’s a large moving van or converted bus, but inside there’s sand, a pool with a wave machine, screens to simulate blue sky
  8. Transforming action figures of US presidents. Lincoln turns into a log cabin, Ted Roosevelt turns into a bear, Ike turns into a tank, Regan a weapons sattelite
  9. Nursing home for retired stationary, like the hole punch
  10. Aqua yoga