Ideas – January 15th 2025

  1. Boney M to reform just to put out a series of banging disco numbers about increasingly dubious historical figures. Henry 8, Thomas Edison, Herman Goering
  2. App that tells you when a scab is ok to pick
  3. App where you upload a picture of a scab or pimple and people can pledge towards it, either pick it now or leave it 2 days or whatever. If you upload a video on that day, you get the money, otherwise the pledger keeps it
  4. Soundproofing precisely designed to filter out babies crying
  5. Mothman branded jeans
  6. In fact all the cryptids get clothing lines. The jersey devil makes shoes and bigfoot sponsered knitwear
  7. Keep the payphone booths but they just play tranquil music
  8. Which times are times square in honour of? Just all the times or specifically 3am and quarter past 7?
  9. Crunchie bar that crunches you back
  10. Arran jumpers for snakes