Ideas – January 15th 2025
- Boney M to reform just to put out a series of banging disco numbers about increasingly dubious historical figures. Henry 8, Thomas Edison, Herman Goering
- App that tells you when a scab is ok to pick
- App where you upload a picture of a scab or pimple and people can pledge towards it, either pick it now or leave it 2 days or whatever. If you upload a video on that day, you get the money, otherwise the pledger keeps it
- Soundproofing precisely designed to filter out babies crying
- Mothman branded jeans
- In fact all the cryptids get clothing lines. The jersey devil makes shoes and bigfoot sponsered knitwear
- Keep the payphone booths but they just play tranquil music
- Which times are times square in honour of? Just all the times or specifically 3am and quarter past 7?
- Crunchie bar that crunches you back
- Arran jumpers for snakes