Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – May 1st 2016

  1. Weighted shopping bags to make your purchases feel more expensive
  2. Multi storey carp parks should have each wall a different colour and each level should have a different colour ceiling, particularly underground carparks
  3. Order of librarian monks who develop martial arts incorporating books
  4. Jelly wellies. Wellies filled with healing jelly to repair your feet as you walk
  5. Carrot cake shaped like a carrot
  6. Jet turbans. Arabic planes with turbans on the wings. The result of an engineer with poor hearing and loads of spare fabric
  7. Giant robots with kilts
  8. Electro spaghetti.
  9. Snooper T. No nonsense hard nosed private detective that does what it takes to get the job done. Also, he’s a snake.
  10. Space invader chess. Not just remodelled pieces, it’s also horrifically one sided.