Ideas – April 3rd 2025
- Is Yosemite Sam the opposite of an anti-semite?
- An attachment for a drill so you can clip a vacuum hose to it to catch dust when you’re drilling walls
- Online workplace training should have the knowledge check first. If you correctly guess all the answers, you don’t need to do the training
- Sewing machine on a bike, as you pedal, that powers the treadle
- Disposable vapes aren’t wasteful enough, you now need a vape bandolier filled with single puff vapes
- Train a bluebottle to wear a tiny top hat
- Have your bones removed and replaced with fluid filled tubes. They’re rigid enough to act as bones but you can drain them if you ever want to get floppy
- When cybernetic enhancements become common, I’m going to be retro about it and install a floppy drive in my head
- Remember that bit at the start of the matrix where the bloke buys a program off Neo. What happened when he got home and realised he couldn’t put a mini-disc in his computer?
- Political candidates get a fitness test and given a score based on age, weight, BMI, heart rate etc. The number of votes you get is multiplied by this score. This way, we could end up with the buffest government in the world.