Ideas – May 5th 2016

  1. Knee shelf to balance a keyboard on when far from a desk
  2. Mouse mat that clips on to an arm rest, also for when far from desk
  3. Something that makes it easy to buy all the music you’ve like on youtube and spotify and transfer it to google music or something
  4. Goat warriors. Magical goats that battle the forces of evil
  5. Harry Potter branded salami and chorizo shaped like wands
  6. Doctor Progtor. A doctor who prescribes prog rock for every ailment
  7. The man with a postit note for a face
  8. Band name: The casual cadavers
  9. Hats with hair on them. Like a wig, but actually shaped like a flat cap or baseball cap. Also, not intended to hide your real hair
  10. Anytime anyone wants non-essential cosmetic face surgery, they have to visit a jury of randoms who will give them an honest opinion and warn them if they’re about to fuck up their face.