- Randomly booby trapped manholes in exchange for lower house prices in an area
- Chest tattoo of little tiny T-Rex arms
- Toast rack shaped like skeletal hands
- Tiny pixie cowgirl called Giddy up Jilly
- Crabs with circular saws
- Rainbow coloured ice cream
- Diamond geezers, cockney gangsters made of diamond
- Fist brush. Scrubbing brush that goes over your knuckles so you can punch things clean.
- Evil ivy
- A breed of dog that can make tea