- Something to rapidly ripen green bananas
- Get on the train at the station. While en-route to the airport, you are checked in, scanned and your luggage x-rayed. At the airport, your carriage gets picked up by the plane, thunderbird 2 style, and you fly to your destination.
- App that can record you talking and then later send it off to a text to speech facility when you get a wifi connection
- Anyone that uses a private booth (for changing, toilet or showering for example) but leaves the door open should be forced to watch a 48 hour long video of dogs pooping
- People that whistle to be implanted with a tiny earpiece that loudly beeps at random intervals
- A way of teaching language without having to ever use phrases like “future imperfect” “past participle” and “gerund”
- Jimmy and the magic gaffer tape
- Soup pouch. A waterproof pocket that can hold soup next to your belly to keep it warm
- A hat that can lift itself up and spin
- A telescopic arm with a boxing glove attached under all tv cameras so that if enough people phone in, whoever is on screen will get punched
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