Ideas – November 3rd 2016

  1. Pre-pricked sausages
  2. Trump-Pence: an obscure 1940s Beano character who could fart small change
  3. Trumppence: A useless coin worth 3/4 of a penny
  4. Trumppence: An amount of money exactly one penny less than the cost of the thing you want to buy
  5. Change the android voice command to respond to “hello, computer” instead of “Ok, google”
  6. Inflatable pants for when you need an impromptu cushion.
  7. Tyre battles. A person gets inside a large tractor tyre. Their team-mate rolls them down a hill so they collide with another person in a tyre. They get out of the tyres and fight.
  8. Hats that look like stylised wigs. Like the hair you see on mannequins.
  9. A big sign that says “Everyone shut the fuck up now”
  10. Train octopi to box. Give them little gloves.

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