Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – December 30th 2016

  1. A microwave that can selectively target different foods on the same plate
  2. Train painted to look like toothpaste and a tunnel modified to look like a toothpaste tube
  3. Transformers that turn into agricultural machinery. Include one that has little minion bots that turn into bales of hay.
  4. Big square shaggy cushions that look like bales of hay.
  5. Edible farmyard breakfast vignette, weetabix shaped like bales of hay, bacon cut into pig shapes.
  6. Car made of bread.
  7. Tuck a small red berry under your eyelid. When someone asks what’s up with your eye, pop it and freak them the hell out.
  8. Hairybo, like haribo, but hairy.
  9. Screamlextrix. Like scalextrix, but the cars literally scream as they go around the track.
  10. Jarjar Binque. Processed meat shaped like Jar Jar Binks on a skewer. Ideal snack for star wars fans.