Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – July 14th 2017

  1. Electrostatic sticky plasters for when you have a cut on your finger tip but still need to use two finger scrolling on your trackpad
  2. Mole police
  3. Reverse wishing well, you wish for something and it throws money at you
  4. A floating beer holder that will also stop your beer getting warm in the hot tub
  5. Inverted pandas
  6. A country/forest park with various non-standard dartboards (small, large rotating, odd shaped) scattered about it. So you get the walk in the park and gentle sporting aspects of golf without all the elitism and wasted space
  7. Politicians to be assigned goats when voted into office. They have to give all interviews with the goat. If the interviewer feels they are being evasive, they start talking to the goat.
  8. Monkey magnet
  9. Universal standard for shoe sizes.
  10. Mobile fridge. If you want a late night snack, you have to chase it.