Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – August 16th 2017

  1. Jellyplanes
  2. A nose guard to prevent unconscious nose picking
  3. Metal coils that your mortician wraps around your joints after death. As you decay, the springs contract and wrap around your bones, keeping your skeleton intact.
  4. A climbing gym with a device that makes you forget about the safety harness when you’re halfway up, adding extra motivation to your climb.
  5. Baby bubble. Put it around your baby so it can scream all it likes without disturbing everyone else.
  6. Rocket eels.
  7. Eel man. He’s an eel that sometimes turns into a man. Spends most of his time running around looking for clothes.
  8. Self ironing shirts.
  9. Inflatable torso. You plug it into a hairdryer to inflate it, the pressure and the heat then irons the creases out of the shirt you put on it.
  10. Teledonkey. Donkey with antennae in it’s ears and flatscreen TVs on it’s saddle. Wanders around city centre broadcasting the news.