Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – September 27th 2017

  1. Jimmy Nesbitt filter: blocks any and all media featuring James Nesbitt
  2. Chocolate gloves
  3. Weaponised toast
  4. Story about a dinosaur (probably a brontosaurus) that slept in and didn’t hatch until medieval times. A young farm girl finds it and adopts it, raising it until it grows to adult size. She eventually uses it to rescue people from a nearby city under siege.
  5. Scalextrix car that’s actually a little sonic the hedgehog with moving legs.
  6. Edible markers
  7. Robot potato
  8. Flamethrower BBQ
  9. Umbrella with a funnel and a flask that fills with water as it rains.
  10. Whiteboard marker that doubles as an epi-pen for particularly long meetings