Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – December 13th 2017

  1. People that list an ebay item as costing “99p – £24” and when you actually look at it, the 99p option is just a keyring and the actual item is £24, those people should be shot
  2. Ebay to list items in order of maximum price to circumvent the above.
  3. Do dolphins get thirsty?
  4. Why is is Stan, Kyle, Kenny but Cartman?
  5. Why is it The Enterprise and The Defiant, but not The Voyager?
  6. Small hose coming off the side of your main vacuum cleaner hose, so you can use this to hoover up larger items like a ball of paper without decoupling the main nozzle
  7. Another edit of the star wars movies that keeps in the changes that are actually good (bespin, rancor pit) but cuts out the shite (jabba in new hope, han shooting first) and most of jar-jar
  8. Jam hat
  9. Light alarm clock app that connects to a webcam somewhere to relay live pictures of the actual sunrise.
  10. App that can listen to the background noise and tell you if wham or mariah carey is playing so you don’t accidentally take off your headphones while awful christmas music is playing.