Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – May 24th 2018

  1. Cardboard boxes that are designed to allow you to easily do that foldy thing where the top stays closed by itself
  2. Throw a fire extinguisher into a volcano
  3. A kettle that pours milk into your tea at the same time as the hot water
  4. Counter for “Number of fools pitied”
  5. Silent espresso machine
  6. Phone that’s a slice of bread
  7. Music player app that announces the artist and track title
  8. Travel back in time, kidnap Hitler from his bunker in 1945. Travel back further, kidnap young artistic Hitler from his Vienna squat. Get the young one to interview the old one, put it on telly
  9. Use the chain reaction interview format, next week old Hitler interviews Stalin, then Stalin interviews Julius Ceaser, then Julius Ceaser interviews Lemmy from Motorhead
  10. Undead helicopters