Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – November 4th 2018

  1. Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle, call it Kustard
  2. Or Metup
  3. Toffee – Half coffee, half tea, all caffeine
  4. Independent scientific research into the least annoying thing to listen to while on hold, then make that law
  5. The lion, the witch and the wardrobe, but instead of posh kids, they’re from a council estate and it’s not a wardrobe, it’s a skip.
  6. A unicorn with two horns, a bicorn
  7. A rhino that wants to be a unicorn and dresses up with a long white wig.
  8. A hood that isn’t attached and can be worn with any coat.
  9. A frilled lizard that has a mirrored frill and can redirect sunlight to stun prey
  10. An app that downloads all the CCTV footage that you appeared on that day.