- The Void – Like The Voice, except contestants are judged by an omniscient black void that can see the truth in their souls
- Time travellers kidnap Hitler from his bunker in 1945, put him on trial. But because he’s literally Hitler, you can’t find an unbiased jury, so you’ve got to travel back and select a jury from pre-1933 people. Combine that with hot-shot lawyer who spins a story about Hitler just being a patriotic figurehead and Himmler was the one who really came up with the evil plans and the jury finds Hitler innocent.
- Jam radio. Radio show about jam and listeners get a new jam delivered every Saturday and they try the jam as it’s being discussed on the radio
- Online recipe kit service. You go on the site, order a particular meal, you get the ingredients delivered to your door. You also get a podcast, it comes in two parts, one you listen to while cooking and one while eating. Some podcasts just tell you about the history and culture of the food, some are actual stories or virtual dinner parties at which you are a guest. Sometimes there’s a murder you have to solve
- Post apocalyptic Miss Marple
- Saw skis
- Bill Baileys barley bowling bonanza
- Barricade Obama. The ex-president bulks up and hires himself out as a portable barricade
- Hedge fund manager? More like HUGE FUN MANAGER! Actually, no, I’m miserable.
- Slap anyone that uses the word “optics” to mean “appearance” and tell them to just use “appearance”
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