Ideas – January 10th 2019
- Imagine sports reporting wasn’t so much about the teams and competition as it’s about reporting on people having a good time
– George McNewsreader: And today in sport there was some football, the lads in red and blue got together, lots of goals were scored, everybody had a great time, let’s hear from Phil at the pitchside
– Phil: I’m here with Dave from, eh, the blue team, how was the match for you Dave?
– Dave: Oh it was great Phil, me and the lads ran all over the place, I kicked the ball loads and Kevin scored two goals
– Phil: Isn’t Kevin on the red team?
– Dave: Yeah, but they were good goals, it were great
– Phil: So there you have it, a great days football in Manchester. Next week the blue team will be playing another blue team from London, it’ll be great, back to you George
- Win the lottery, pay someone 20,000 to go to the papers and announce that it was them who won the 50billion jackpot. Sit back and watch as they realise their horrible mistake.
- Takeaway franchise: Stew 4 you
- Limpet crab, part crab, part limpet
- A pyramid scheme that sells actual pyramids
- Stairs are snakes
- Laser reflective clothes
- Laminated frost
- Haircuts for coats
- Coast coats