Ideas – April 22nd 2016

  1. The sundial is the apple watch of it’s day. Doesn’t work without the sun, but if the sun is out, you don’t need it.
  2. Genetically engineer squid to shoot multicoloured ink
  3. Boat boots, floating boots with motors
  4. TV show: Spar sparring. Amateur boxers have to compete while balanced on the boom of a yacht
  5. TV show: Geriatric geronimo. Jackass for the elderly. Old people perform ridiculous stunts. Serves as an inspiration for other old people
  6. Urban Turban. It’s a turban, but it has little tiny houses complete with gardens and street lamps
  7. Goose wars: Flocks of geese compete for territory. Honking contests
  8. Bumper sticker: Honk if you’re a goose.
  9. Ultrasonic microphones listen to the tunes made by spiderwebs.
  10. Honey and pineapple icecream