Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – April 5th 2020

  1. Some sort of bracer or harness so that you can be sitting on the floor with your knees up and your keyboard on your knees and not have to constantly hold it in place
  2. Every kitchen sink to have three taps “hot”, “cold” and “milk”
  3. Rewrite the wombles theme to be about the avengers, include the line “captain america, he can remember the time when he wasn’t behind the times”
  4. A backpack that looks like a monkey, but it can also give hugs
  5. Competitive jigsawing. Contestants get their photo taken at the start and one round is jigsaws of those photos, but you don’t know whose photo you’re getting
  6. News programs to be re-titled to “Todays fresh horror”
  7. They start with a list of celebrities that died the previous day, in order of their IMDB rating
  8. and end with “and sadly, Piers Morgan is still with us”
  9. Crocodiles on stilts
  10. Flute chute