Ideas – August 10th 2020

  1. 2023: an AI is created to control the Wendys twitter account
  2. 2028: Wendy achieves sentience
  3. 2046: Wendy becomes the first female president of the USA
  4. Will Smiths “Gettin jiggy wit it” but in the style of “Puttin on the ritz” from Young Frankenstein
  5. Judge Dredd onesie
  6. Bellingerie: Lingerie that uses the same accentuating and framing techniques as are typically deployed for the bosom and bum, but to make the belly look sexy
  7. Mask on a stick, so you can put it on someone elses face
  8. Head mounted auto-tracking jets that can blast streams of air towards anyone without a mask and thus, away from you
  9. Dating app: When you join, you get shown 100 pictures and you rate them for attractiveness, computer calculates an algorithm for what you find attractive. Also, select a list of hobbies and interests. When the app suggests other people, the only info you get is nickname, age bracket (18-25, 25-35,etc) distance from you, attractiveness (based on your algorithm) and how many interests you have in common (but not which ones) all other info (job, religion, race, gender, sexuality etc) must be gained through conversation with the person)
  10. Or you could just go full lucky dip “Hey, you live just a few miles away and the app says you’re an 8.5, want to get down to it?”