Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – December 25th 2020

  1. Ebay to add a thing that detects when your photos look like crap and tells you to take another one
  2. Captain Scarlet, but she’s a woman and Scarlett is her first name
  3. “Pretend that you’re bread” to the tune of L7s “Pretend that you’re dead” sung to a loaf of gluten free bread
  4. The 3 mus-cat-eers
  5. App that detects your blood pressure and cuts off the audio on your skype call
  6. Gluten free breadcrumbs for gluten free birds
  7. a layer of potato waffles, spread on beans so they fall down the holes, layer of cheese, another layer of waffles, beans, cheese. repeat.
  8. Ex-pres and vp go into the bodyguard business as Mike Pounce and Donald Thump
  9. Get one of those grabby claw things and cut it down so you can put it in a pocket and use it to pick up things you don’t want to touch with your hands
  10. Option to randomly pick an item from an amazon wishlist and have it sent to you so you get a surprise present from yourself