Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – January 19th 2021

  1. Star Wars demastered – Star wars sequel trilogy edited to look like it was made in 1977 *
  2. Mike Pence should have just been called “Vice Pence”
  3. A powerpoint slide should never have more words than you can write on a post-it with a sharpie
  4. Salami sword where the blade is concealed inside the salami.
  5. Meat gloves. Boxing gloves made out of solid meat, possibly even a half rack of ribs for the knuckles
  6. Dynameat. It’s a sausage, but it has a stick of dynamite inside. Can you cook the sausage before the dynamite goes off?
  7. Pointless games: Jenga and kerplunk in zero G
  8. On IM, if a person starts typing and deletes their message twice, they get blocked for half an hour
  9. Cross between bathroom mat and a towel that’s optimised for standing on while shuffling around the cold tiles.
  10. Chicken scientists