Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – April 25th 2016

  1. A word to describe a word that sounds completely wrong when pronounced correctly
  2. Similar to above. You think the person is pronouncing the word wrong, but they’re an expert in that field so you don’t want to correct them.
  3. Like pokemon but on slices of bread so when you toast it, you can evolve your creatures
  4. What looks like a ghostly pirate ship is actually the lure of a giant sea beast
  5. “sea beast” is actually just the successor to “a beast” and “b beast”
  6. Advertise wallpaper steamer with the opening lines from “Strawberry fields”
  7. Rantpants: Underswears!
  8. Smoke alarms that play tunes such as Disco inferno
  9. Cigarettes that burn down to nothing really quickly so you only get time to take a couple of draws
  10. Baseball caps with graphic images of exposed brains printed on them