Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – April 28th 2016

  1. App that flashes up chords to play in a random order to give a more realistic practice than just scales up and down. Possibly combine with metronome and fingering for various instruments
  2. JAMble, two flavours of jam in one jar
  3. CSI clip, starts with someone saying “we need to analyse this” cue 10 hour montage from every CSI of people analysing, zooming, enhancing and stuff, ends with somebody shrugging and saying “I dunno”
  4. A device built under your garden path so that you can jack one side of the path up to tip off all the snow
  5. Grassula. Like Dracula, but he’s covered in grass
  6. A little bottle shaped like a highwayman wearing a tricorn, depending on which way you tip it, a different sauce comes out. Call it Mix Turpin or Dick Topping or something
  7. A horror story about a chef who’s blasted by radiation from and exploding microwave and slowly turns into cake
  8. Sprint sledging where contestants race downhill of a sledge attached to their bum and then sprint to the start of the next sledge track and so on
  9. Fine mesh skullcap with LEDs can’t be seen under hair when switched off. Flashes to advertise stuff
  10. Glass bottomed plane