Author: admiral

A mug and small dish where the dish will fit snugly on top of the mup so you can hold it and eat at the same time Bottle clip so you can clip a beer bottle on a plate in order to faciliate holding them and eating Over the shoulder harness with plate shelf Slide…

Sales pigeons carrying orders and reciepts Giant scale reproduction of a classic 45 where you can walk through the grooves Stab carrots Edible bulbs or diodes that light up Milk jug with seven nozzles. Milk goes in, rainbow comes out Could you launch a weather balloon probe with a frog and have it come back…

Tell everyone to start work at 4am so that when work finishes, we can enjoy the daylight Lifts that don’t allow people to travel one floor Bats that play cards Trireme slave galley as a mobile fitness class Suitcase that unfolds into a bed GPS glove, it lights up when pointing in the right direction…

Record label for jewish music, call it Jewsic Haircut database, go into barber and say “I want the haircut I had in 2013” Pizza printer Bird call shazam Flick knife with a flag that says “STAB!” Play tennis with rubber apples Spear that looks like a train with carriages The mathematical adventures of Ada Lovelace…

Tea fighting, a martial art wherby contestants have a mug of tea in each hand and have to avoid spilling it Telescopic staff to aid balance while working out Grim grabbers. Some sort of spooky grabby thing Big tall Leo. Story about a lion who was too tall. Turns out he’s actually a giraffe Gloves…

Eyelid jewellery Evil fascist goose army Rocket hammers A cartoon character that teaches children the dangers of selling yourself short and becoming mundane Hard rock hari hari Happy mondays melon twister Dragon gets transported through time and space to the present. Sets itself up in a scrap yard. App to photograph your feet and tell…

Bacon soap Rum soap Get on eurovision and have your band in a little boat rocking across the stage Surfboard shaped tombstone A tin of beans containing loads of tiny tins, each one contains a single bean Aliens invade, all they want is to join eurovision. Their demands are met, but the transmission delay from…

An automatic martian in every home 10ft high gerbils to act as portable heat sources on cold winters days A spring loaded mayor The Evel Kenival Anti-Evil Super Motorbike Ninja Squad An umbrella that becomes a tent Lampshades with wings that gently flap with rising heat from the bulb Battery operated eyebrows for people with…

Plastic bracelet with dial to keep track of laps in pool Showers set at temperature of pool to equalise you before you get in Solar sharks King Billy falls through a time portal which opens up on the present day falls road Spherical hollow bread. Fill with mince and gravy, shake it about, slice open…

Toothbrush head that clips on to a swiss army knife or your spork to save weight when travelling Judos priest. Heavy metal judo Little tiny wind chimes on birthday candles Solar sharks The french lieutenants dromadery 15 layered toasty sliced into long stripey strips Cheese grater face Banana mail, write on a green banana, post…