- Eyelid jewellery
- Evil fascist goose army
- Rocket hammers
- A cartoon character that teaches children the dangers of selling yourself short and becoming mundane
- Hard rock hari hari
- Happy mondays melon twister
- Dragon gets transported through time and space to the present. Sets itself up in a scrap yard.
- App to photograph your feet and tell you what size you are
- Battle spoons
- Trousers textured like sweetcorn