Ideas from my brain

@8bitJayFitz

Ideas – May 15th 2016

  1. Bacon soap
  2. Rum soap
  3. Get on eurovision and have your band in a little boat rocking across the stage
  4. Surfboard shaped tombstone
  5. A tin of beans containing loads of tiny tins, each one contains a single bean
  6. Aliens invade, all they want is to join eurovision. Their demands are met, but the transmission delay from their home planet means it takes 13 years for the votes to come in.
  7. A horse with wellies
  8. Eurovision pre-show edit that shows all the losers from the semi finals
  9. Brine Adams, like Bryan Adams but he lives in salty water
  10. How strong does a sandwich have to be to resist a mousetrap?