Author: admiral

Answering machine message that changes every time people call, just to keep them on their toes A device to get water out of your ear Salad monsters Inflatable cars Disaster movie. Seems to be an earthquake in a major city, turns out it’s not, it’s actually the monster under the city waking up Godzilla in…

Talk: Why I joined a cult The talk about nothing Einstein McBatman Batboots. Welly boots with the spiky bits on the back like batman has Shoes that can scratch your feet A chair that can detect bad posture and warn you when you’ve been sitting still for too long Frisbee restaurant. All the meals are…

Crystals that fit on the back of macbooks to refract the light from the glowing apple Kickboxing nun vengance squad How long was long John silver? When their term is up, politicians get frozen for ten years and they they can run for election again. This is to encourage them to think about long term policies…

Randomly booby trapped manholes in exchange for lower house prices in an area Chest tattoo of little tiny T-Rex arms Toast rack shaped like skeletal hands Tiny pixie cowgirl called Giddy up Jilly Crabs with circular saws Rainbow coloured ice cream Diamond geezers, cockney gangsters made of diamond Fist brush. Scrubbing brush that goes over…

Wallets that look like cream crackers credit cards that look like slices of cheese Google glass yoga app so you don’t have to keep twisting out of position to see the screen and follow along A private detective who is also a witch Grandmaster mash and the furious chive Caps shaped like half tomatoes Dragons…

Some sort of magic machine that can count votes and add up numbers so you don’t have to wait days for the result Trains that get shot out of huge cannons Donkeys that breakdance The man with an interdimensional portal in his belly button An app that tells you how far away you are from…

Knee shelf to balance a keyboard on when far from a desk Mouse mat that clips on to an arm rest, also for when far from desk Something that makes it easy to buy all the music you’ve like on youtube and spotify and transfer it to google music or something Goat warriors. Magical goats…

Waterproof proximity sensor for swimmers Album recorded on instruments made from stationary Vegetable based gangster: Broccolli head Speakers built into actual seashells All the demons of hell as listed on Ars Goetia are forced to join facebook as per new corporate policy Race to see who can text fastest using only their tongue Petition to…

Chocolate and rice krispie lasagne Glacier gladiators. Dead contestants are interred just below the surface of the ice Russian doll battlemechs Inflatable house shaped objects, pour resin over them, wait for it to dry, deflate object leaving resin behind, move on to next house 3D print shells for hermit crabs with lego connectors on. Goats…

Marshmallow top hats A bazooka that shoots electric eels Zombie insurance. By zombies, for zombies Plugin that replaces quotes with the word allegedly. This “might” stop people “misusing” them Augmented reality app takes 8 bit platform games and projects them on the real world, including people dancing the robot Devil drawers with forked tails attached…